- everyone: what do you want for your birthday?
- me: band merch.
- everyone: what do you want for christmas?
- me: band merch.
- everyone: you are the hardest person to shop for i never know what to buy you.
- me: I'VE TOLD YOU, BAND MERCH, BUT YOU NEVER GET IT FOR ME. JUST GOOGLE MY FAVORITE BAND'S MERCH AND PICK SOMETHING I DON'T EVEN CARE I'M GOING TO LIKE IT NO MATTER WHAT. BAND MERCH BAND MERCH BAND MERCH.